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Steph and Russell Stress Positions still

every night

unrelenting

an examination

of my thoughts

of my courage

of my instinct

of my very self

i try to gasp for air

stress positions

the best modern hardcore band today

one of the best hardcore bands period

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Ben Rudolph - razor precise melodic assault.....tension builder…Multi-dialectal cockney

Stephanie Brooks - unique, raw energy, total charisma. the most engrossing lead singer I’ve ever seen.....

.......Sheep enthusiast

Russell Harrison
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Jonathan Giralt - a tornado of energy, precision and swing…the glue AND the tune. Card Club top dog.

Russell Harrison - the anchor with depth, agility, muscle and a shitload of distortion. The Usain Bolt of bass soundcheck

day one

glasgow

Hug and Pint

fucking legendary place

last here in 11/24 with Deaf Club

brilliant staff, brilliant vegan pizza

ben had a    deep fried   calzone

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missed the support due to being upstairs yacking to Sam and James, Stress Positions' hosts for the night

 

i say yacking....more like delivering a finely curated crop spray of podcast bullshittery, which they tolerated with amazing grace and patience

they even spoke to me after my frankly tragic explanation of why i'd gone inside and not come back out, only to be subsequently spotted sat on my own inside...

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day two

newcastle

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bring back british rail

nationalise the shit out of services that privateers can't run for shit,

who can't be arsed to mend the lavs

who can't be arsed to mend their infrastructure

pay out sweet dividends to s/holders and sweet paychecks to their CEO's and

.....raise our prices

wtf is wrong with these fuckers?

anyhoo

5 mile hike around the ogwen lake - sorry, bad joke - around the toon in the drizzle

fearsome dominion of cat power (not Cat Power)

had I been transported to an episode of tales of the unexpected?

back to the van to check on Jon (SP's driver) who was getting

 

40 wan...I mean winks

in the van

 

(unapologetic for that diamond))

lubber fiend

first time here

 

it's the name of a creature from old english folklore

like a kind of goblin

 

stay with me...

you can do it.....

love it.. a proper community interest grassroots venue

JONO slams all comers at the pre-gig cards club

I had no fucking clue what was going on then

and no fucking clue now

two excellent local supports Seconds Out and BÖRDA bring a BRILLIANT local crew.

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"Were Stress Positions any good, mate?"

"Yeah, decent, mate"

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day three

bristol

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quick diversion en route to the moor brewery

armenian cookies and bulgarian cakes are the calling

... and so

daddy (fucking) biscuits

is born ....

first of three nights with the ferocious, untamed, exquisite blind girls

local bands cainhurst and proprioception bring the wild, positive energy

community strength

smiling, laughing, feeding from each other

a stage that exploded each time a band took to it

the energy surged between band and crowd,

feeding the soul

what a fucking night

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day four

london

legendary moor brewery (London branch) hospitality

 

a mouth watering array of walker's crisps on the bands' rider

 

daddy biscuits raised the bar (self promotion is rife) with ​​

innerearoutereareveryear crunching set

steph and ben's fams in the crowd

saskia and my friend neil are here 

i'm feeling many new converts to stress positions

 

because they do, in fact, RULE

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day five

brighton

it's all about the mushy peas

nothing else matters

it's all about the mushy peas

nothing else matters

oh I do like to be beside the seaside

so here we are...to the final england show

a trot through the games arcade

rekindling misspent youth

of glorious fails trying

to win a whoopee cushion

 

or fart spray

 

soundcheck....then....

 

....mushy peas (lots of, please)

local supports =

 

this hurts & good cop 

 a proper holocaust in your head (remember that classic?)

blind girls blast through the anguish

 

convulsing, lacerating towards restorative healing

'an exit exists'

stress positions -

my thoughts after the Brighton show

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and the last words to Stephanie

human zoo is out on 16 may on three one g records

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Stress Positions Paris 2024

CREDITS THANKS RESOURCES

roll of honour for the amazing people on the SP crew:

Daniel, Jon, Jono, Russell, Stephanie and Ben

and to all the amazing venue staff, sound folk, promoters and everyone who came along

design, layout, art, videos, stills, photos, texts by giles sibbald-

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